the strainer list

This one is for Ciara. She posted one entry about the strainer list and asked me to make my list as well. The following is what I have got so far.

I hope I never...
1. wake up to find that all my hair has fallen off my head.
2. wake up to find that I am walking naked on the street.
3. can't locate the keypad of a phone when I need to make an emergency call.
4. can't fully close the door while some wild animal is approaching me.